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My beer reviews are designed to be helpful.   I can't stand the Gooldenesque language (the moisture from dancing beetles during the rainy season in the Sahara etc.) that is so subjective as to be of no help at all in deciding whether you might like it or not.

Is it bitter, hoppy, malty, sweet, dry, fruity, floral, nutty, warming, refreshing?   I will try & use words like these that everyone can understand (including me).   So if you like bitter, dry lagers then you'll will get a feeling about whether you'll like it or not from my decription.