The most repeated quote about beer wasn't even about beer, but it doesn't stop breweries, beer bloggers & half-wits trotting it out again & again.

"Bitter & stout is what you'll become if you drink them"- Gary from Men Behaving Badly.
 

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

--Homer Simpson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.